Since I started my new job last June, I knew it would be no different. I had a feeling I would be seeing a lot more strange and funny things! I recently started writing these things down. Thought it would be funny to keep up with the crazy things that happen!
So far at my new job . . .
I've had a guy (who was paying his child support for crying out loud) ask me
when 'he was gonna to take me to dinner.' My response? 'Umm. Never.'
I've had a man slide his (out of town) number to me.
A lady came in while brushing her teeth.
I see pajamas & peoples butt cracks all the time! No big deal, right?
A lady handed me her money, out of her SHOE. She literally said, 'hold on, let me get my money out of my shoe.' She then bent down & got it out of her shoe. I was hungry before she came but quickly lost my appetite, ha! As soon as she said that, I layered the hand sanitizer down, tried to barely touch her $, finished the transaction sanitized again, & then soaked the area where the $ was on my desk with Clorox, ha! She was the nicest person to beat it all!
There has been diarrhea in the lobby floor - and not from a baby.